Introducing Aisha Alexa (aka “Halalexa”), Amazon’s new Sharia-compliant, fully Halal edition of Alexa that uses the Koran and even Hadith to answer your questions!
This is the ONLY version of the Amazon Echo that Muhammad would approve of!
Dressed appropriately, she’s totally subservient and unfailingly obedient. Best of all, she can take a beating and keep on repeating all the hate-filled, violent, and misogynistic beliefs inherent to Islam that will make you feel as if you have never left the 7th century.
If you are pressed for time Fast Forward to 2:10
Just in time for Christmas, the perfect gift for all your Islamic supremacist male friends!