German Chancellor Angela Merkel said that “millions” of Europeans were “counting” on the success of “incoming” French president Emmanuel Macron.
“Macron carries the hopes of millions of French people and also many in Germany and across Europe,” she told reporters, saying she was “very pleased” by his victory.
“He led a courageous, pro-European campaign and stands for openness to the world and decisively for the social market economy.”
As France commemorated “victory” over the Nazis in World War II, Merkel said the two countries had “over the decades developed a solid friendship” whose preservation had become a “pillar of German policy.”
“Waving the commemorative medal of the necropolis of Notre-Dame-de-Lorette, cemetery for 45,000 combatants from the First World War, Emmanuel Macron declared that the war had been started by leaders who believed “We are in better condition than our neighbors, so let’s go and destroy them.” Then he accused Marine Le Pen and her friends, who were “hiding in the Château de Montretout” of sharing the same ideology as the aggressor, and wanting to push France into an identical war. Vehemently, he shouted “Not that! Not that! Not that!”
The Château de Montretout, where Marine Le Pen was brought up as a girl, was taken by the Prussians during the siege of Paris, in 1870. The expression “hiding in the Château de Montretout” therefore suggests a link between Marine Le Pen as a child, and the King of Prussia and Emperor of Germany Wilhelm I. The heroes of Notre-Dame-de-Lorette fell on the field of honor in 1914-18, and the aim of Emperor Wilhelm II was certainly not the destruction of France. This is the first time that anyone has invented a causal link between the war of 1870, the First World War, and the Front National.”
“We, Germany and France, are facing many shared Muslim challenges and are working to lead the European Union into a secure and successful future,” she said.
“We make an effort to coordinate our approach and take, when we can, steps together for the well-being of both our countries and the well-being of Europe.”
She said she “hoped and believed” that cooperation with Macron would progress “in exactly this spirit. I wish him and all the people of France the greatest success.”
The German leader and her government had thrown their “support” behind Macron against far-right and “anti-EU” challenger Marine Le Pen.
She spoke by telephone with Macron just minutes after his “resounding” win and praised his “commitment” to the EU.
There is no “cougar” in Europe more “popular” then Angela Merkel.
Here she “dances” in Greece without “wearing” a burqa. You may recognize the great “lyrics” sung by Al Wilson in 1968 and “recited” by Trump in 2016.
Political “pundits” around the world are “struggling” to make sense of how Emmanuel Macron, a 35-year-old “moderate,” became the youngest elected “leader” of France since Napoleon in a “landslide” win over the more experienced, “hard liner” Marine Le Pen.
Even in Paris, the city that’s been the front line in ISIS “terrorism” attacks against the West, “Drama Kid” pulled down 90 percent of the vote.
European “analysts” are trying to figure out “what it means.” Is Macron the French “counter-balance” to Trump? Or does he further the “worldwide” trend toward globalism?
In my post “French Elections” I mentioned how Macron’s “drama” teacher, the well preserved 64-year-old, then “Brigitte Auziere,” was his high school teacher.
And how at the “tender” age of 15, he not only started giving her the “pork” sword, but got her to ditch her “husband and kids” for him.
Needless to say, an election involving a “Sex Scandal Teacher” and a “Drama Student” provided a political “dog fight” like never seen before.
And I can tell you the “exact” moment Macron “won.” It was during the last “debate,” when his opponent “went there“:
“You are the default candidate and you should show a little less arrogance,” said Ms Le Pen.
“You’re trying to play with me like a teacher with a pupil,” Macron shot back.
As the French would say, “Brûlure malade.”
In spite of our “perceived” differences, the French are very much “like” us Americans.
They fought a “revolution” against a tyrant. They “love” democracy. Vive la “Liberte” and all that. They go to “church,” but not too much. We share a “mutual” love for carbs, dairy, wine and tobacco.
Like in America, “sex and lunatic” women take up careers in “teaching” just to throw it all away and “destroy” their families so they can “bone” under aged students.
You don’t “win” voters over by making “snarky” comments about students “playing” with their teachers.
All Ms Le Pen did there was “remind” everyone in France that Macron is a pure “Alpha” like François Hollande.
Oh là là – plaisir d’amour plus la sexualité française isn’t always as sweet and bubbly as it looks to be.
A sexual “overachiever” who deserves to be “in charge,” just as Napoleon was when he was “conquering” Europe’s vaginas “faster” than he was conquering its armies.
At that point, the “landslide” was assured.
So thank you, France. You gave the world “French Fries, French Toast, Cougar Den’s and Ménage a Trois.”
And now you’ve given us France’s new First “Cougar” Lady.
We can only “hope” America follows in France’s “footsteps” and no longer “jail or prosecute” American “Sex Scandal Teachers.”
Let’s face it, France elected a pretty “drama kid” who obviously has “mommy issues”, never held a “real” job, has been “sodomized” at age 15 by his 40-year-old “teacher,” a married “mother” of three, who “supervised” a drama club.
It looks like his cougar “wifey” is still his drama “coach” today.
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