Ever wonder why Moses ended up with the Ten Commandments?
God went to the Arabs and said, “I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.”
The Arabs asked, “What are Commandments?”’
And the Lord said, “They are rules for living.”
“Can you give us an example?”
“Thou shall not kill.”
“‘Not kill? We’re not interested.”
So He went to the Blacks and said, “‘I have Commandments.”’
The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, “Honor thy Father and Mother.”
“Father? We don’t know who our fathers are. We’re not interested.”
Then He went to the Mexicans and said, “I have Commandments.”
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said “Thou shall not steal.”
“Not steal? We’re not interested.”
Then He went to the French and said, “I have Commandments.”
The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, “‘Thou shall not commit adultery.”’
“Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We’re not interested.”
Finally, He went to the Jews and said, “I have Commandments.”
“Commandments?” they said. “‘How much are they?”
“They’re free.”
“We’ll take all 10.”
That really pissed off Michelle Obama…
“I have to tell you that I can’t stop thinking about this. It has shaken me to my core in a way that I couldn’t have predicted. So while I’d love nothing more than to pretend like this isn’t happening…it would be dishonest and disingenuous to me to just move on to the next thing like this was all just a bad dream.” – Michelle Obama
Deplorable Me
