Second Orlando Suspect

In the Name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful, All Knowing, Omnipotent Deity.

In a furious, “profanity” laced rant on national TV to the American people, Mullah Barack Hussein Obama “identified” the real culprit behind the Orlando massacre.

“Donald Trump has criticized me for not using the phrase, ‘Radical Islam.’ However by using that phrase, we only radicalize Muslims around the world. In fact, the Orlando shooter lived in constant fear that any act of terrorism he committed would be singled out by Donald Trump as being an act of ‘Radical Islam.’ This finally drove the Orlando shooter to commit his senseless act of terrorism.”

“I have therefore instructed the FBI to issue a fatwa, I mean warrant, for the arrest of Donald Trump as the facilitator of the Orlando massacre. As I said before, there is no future for those who slander the prophet of Islam, peace be upon him.”

What did presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump “do” to make Mullah Obama so “angry” he was actually “spitting while he yelled at the teleprompters?”

Well, apparently Donald Trump said Obama “was more angry at me than he was at the shooter. The level of anger, that’s the kind of anger that he should have for the shooter and these killers that shouldn’t be here,” Trump added, blasting Obama as a “lousy president” who had done a “terrible job.”

Obama has “pilloried” Trump before. But his latest “tirade” displayed a deeper “intensity and anger,” reflecting his apparent belief that America had reached a “dangerous” moment given Trump’s status as the presumptive Republican presidential nominee.

“Donald Trump isn’t just a candidate who a few months back was talking about banning illegal and unvetted Muslims from the United States. He has got a lot of momentum.”

Mullah Obama wanted to make clear that “the United States government, the federal government says no to what Donald Trump is suggesting, and that it is hateful bigotry.”

“There was ire in his eyes and sarcasm in the way he went after Trump.”

Of course we never see those “tirades” aired on the evening news since the “lame stream lapdog media” is covering for Mullah Obama,

But this time “something” was different.

Veteran News Reporter Ann Compton, who “retired” in August of 2014 after 40 years of having to protect “liberal” establishment figures, got tired of Obama’s “antics” and got even more tired about having to enable Obama’s “bad behavior,” so she blew the whistle.

Her colleges were probably “dumbfounded” that she broke the unwritten “code of silence” of saying anything bad about “’the greatest one.”

Ann Compton told Brian Lamb of C-SPAN she saw Obama throw “obscenity-laced tirades” multiple times.

She said, “I don’t find Obama apologetic… He is willing to stand up to the press and look them in the eye…and just give us hell.”

Imagine that. Mullah Obama “chewing” out the liberal “media” for not being “liberal” enough!

How can he think he’d get “away” with such a thing? “Biting the hands that feed him and protect him and cover up his many mistakes.”

Sadly, the United States is looking a “whole lot more” like Cuba or the old Soviet Union than a “constitutional” republic.

At one point during her “interview” with C-SPAN, unapologetic of her “disdain” for Obama and others acting as “empowers” without any real “checks or balances” in the major media, gave these 5 cryptic words: “They reap what they sow.”

Wow! Such “boldness” we may not have seen since “Andrew Breitbart” was alive.

Mullah Obama’s extraordinary “denunciation” of Donald Trump was about far more than a “personal” intervention on behalf of Hillary Clinton in the “ugly” general election campaign.

The former “Community Organizer’s” fury, which seethed out of him in a stunning “soliloquy” on live television, amounted to a “moment” of historic significance: “a lame-duck president castigating one of the two people who could succeed him as beyond the constitutional and political norms of the nation itself.”

All thanks and praise are due to Allah, and peace and blessings be upon His Messenger.

Allahu Akbar.