Do you have “trouble” with people “catching” you with money holdings in “shell” accounts?
Need to “hide” your income? Need to set up a “charity” to offset taxes? Need to establish an “offshore” account?“ Need commercial “arms” deal sale? Need international free “trade” arrangements.
Well there is a “solution” to all your “money laundering” activities.
The “Clinton Global Initiative” works for you to get the “best deals at the right price” and take care of all your “wants and more.”
This “election” cycle is an “important” year for the “Clinton Global Initiative.”
Now is the time to put “money” into the global market for the “best deals” as Hillary Clinton “raps” up her party’s “campaign” towards the White House.
Do not “wait” for the presidency, “invest” now!
As a foreigner you “cannot” donate to presidential campaigns, however, the “Clinton Global Initiative” will guarantee that “everybody” in the world can “benefit” from great deals.
The “minimum” investment currently is only “one hundred” thousand US dollars, but if you wait until “after” the election, the minimum cost will increase to “one million” US dollars.
For our “European and Middle East” friends who wish to donate a “onetime” gift of $5 million to the “Clinton Foundation” will receive a personalized credit card for their “shopping pleasures” during a headquarter visit at 1271 Avenue of the Americas, 42nd Floor New York, NY Tel: 10020 212-348-8882.
For our “Asian” friends who wish to contribute “frequent” $1 trillion gifts to the “Clinton Foundation” will receive personalized “gold plated” debit card for their “shopping pleasures” during a headquarter visit at 1271 Avenue of the Americas, 42nd Floor New York, NY Tel: 10020 212-348-8882.
For a more in-depth review how to “blur” the lines between “politics, philanthropy and business,” the Clinton’s recommend potential “investors” to familiarize themselves with the book “Clinton Cash”…
…or the movie “Clinton Cash” outlining how Bill will fly on the “Lolita Express” into a country, where he gives a “speech” in the company of a businessman described as a “close personal friend.”
“Introductions” are then made. A “deal” is struck, usually to exploit “natural” resources, such as “uranium, oil, gold mining, or timber,” on a large and highly “profitable” scale.
Soon after that, enormous “contributions” are made to the “Clinton Foundation” from those who “benefited” from the deal, while Bill is “commissioned” to deliver another series of highly “paid” speeches.
Moreover, some of these deals “require” approval or review by the “US government” and fall within the purview of a “powerful” senator, secretary of state or president.
Deals are not “guaranteed,” negotiations can “change” at any time, and payments “increase” depending on final “trade” arrangement.
Monies “invested” into the Clinton Foundation, “known or undisclosed,” are non-refundable.
Clinton Sleaze: Bill’s foundation violated its own articles of incorporation
