Donald Trump’s “shriveled” micro penis makes for a “stunning” tattoo.
Artist Illma Gore’s stunning “portrait” of GOP frontrunner Donald Trump’s “micro penis” may have gotten her booted off of Facebook, but the drawing will “live forever” on a Florida man’s body.
When Spooks Joya, owner of Kissimmee, Florida-based Pride N Envy Tattoos saw a nude painting of Donald Trump with a “small hand” penis going viral on the Internet, he thought it would be fun to offer a “free tattoo” to anyone crazy enough to have the image “inked” on their body.
This being Florida, it didn’t take “long” for Joya to find a willing candidate. “It started out as a joke but I was surprised people seriously wanted to get it done,” Joya said.
“Men and women. It was nuts!!” I never imagined that people would be into the “idea,” but the response was “huge.”
The image was created by the artist as a “satirical” response to Trump’s political campaign. Soon after she posted it to “Facebook and Instagram,” people started sharing it “far and wide” on the internet.
The beginning stages of the tattoo. Photo: Hector Santos.
“I actually saw the original picture by Illma Gore and thought it was awesome” Joya said in an email.
“I researched what the piece stood for and couldn’t resist not doing it, so I offered to do it for free on anyone who wanted.”
Hispanic Hector Santos saw Joya’s “offer” and quickly responded. He had been following the Trump “campaign” and was familiar with Spooks’ “previous” work so he says he reached out immediately to “secure” his place in history.
Joya agreed to tattoo the “nude” image on Santos’ “left” thigh. Here’s a picture of the finished “portrait.”
This isn’t the first “time” a man received attention for a “political” tattoo, albeit for very “different” reasons.
In 2012, Eric Hartsburg auctioned off a 5-by-2 inch spot on the right side of his face for a “Mitt Romney” tattoo. Hartsburg was paid $15,000 by an anonymous Republican eBay user to get the Romney “campaign logo” on his forehead.
But financial attention is not what “motivated” Santos. According to him, this was much more “personal.”
“One of the main reasons why I got the tattoo is it reminds me to be a better person every day,” said Santos. “To never be as closed-minded and arrogant as Donald Trump.”
Santos also sees his “tattoo” and the overall “concept” of Donald Trump as a bit of American “satire.”
“I also see him as a satire on politics because it’s like he’s running a joke that has gone too far. He doesn’t represent any qualities as president or have any knowledge of policy. Basically he’s running a circus and it’s kind of getting out of control. And besides it’s also a great piece of art, don’t you think?”
Santos says most people who’ve “seen” the tattoo have been “surprisingly” supportive.
“People’s reaction when they see the tattoo has been the opposite of what I thought I was going to get. People are impressed in the details of the tattoo.”
It basically looks just like the “painting.” And I get a laugh because it’s “really” funny. I’ve seen some comments on Instagram and they’re like “wtf who would get some like this done?”
But I “love” my tattoo and can “care” less what people think of “me or my portrait.”
Illma Gore in the meantime is “elated” that her art has been immortalized on a “flesh” canvas, stating that she wants to be the recipient’s “best friend.”
She also made several statements about encouraging “open mindedness” over “discouraging arrogance.”
That’s gotta be some “consolation” for making a “questionable” life decision.
Even Michelle Obama got Donald beat in the micro penis department.
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