U.S. Customs and Border Protection agents “found” half a million dollars’ worth of “marijuana disguised as carrots.”
Field Operations
They stopped a “tractor-trailer” at the Pharr International Bridge along the Texas-Mexico border near the Gulf of Mexico.
Mixed in with “real” carrots, they found more than 2,800 orange, “carrot-shaped” packages.
Inside those “packages” there were nearly 2,500 pounds of “marijuana” with a street value of “$499,000” officials said.
“Once again, drug smuggling organizations have demonstrated their creativity in attempting to smuggle large quantities of narcotics across the U.S./Mexico border,” said Port Director Efrain Solis Jr., of the Hidalgo/Pharr/Anzalduas Port of Entry.
“Our officers are always ready to meet those challenges and remain vigilant towards any type of illicit activities.”
Gotta love the “handcrafting” that goes into homemade “pot dongs” down in Mexico.
Although now you’re faced the “conundrum” of whether you want to “smoke” it or “stick” it up your “orifice?”
