Discover your Smartphone’s “intimate” side and the all-pervasive “technology” that has now “infiltrated” people’s sex lives.
Have you ever thought “I sure wish I could turn my phone into a vibrator”? Now you can.
Unlike other sex toys such as “Lush Vibe” and “Crescendo”, which operate independently from one’s mobile device, the “IZIVIBE” is basically a phone case with a long 100% medical-grade silicone handle, which acts as a “vibrator” when activated by your phone’s vibrations.
The handle, which kind of looks like a “hairbrush,” can also work as a dildo, with or without vibrations, along the entire length of the phone case to get maximum of “pleasure” whether its inside of you or on you.
In addition to its smooth “finish,” the phone case is made from hypoallergenic silicon and is phthalate-free to guaranteed to never “rub” your intimate parts the wrong way.
It features seven different vibration “modes” which can be controlled by the volume buttons or a slider, allowing users to customize their own “intensity” for hands-free play.
It also syncs with the “IZIVIBE Connect” app that lets you use it “remotely” with someone else, so that users can “play solo or together” which is a great way for long distance couples to keep the “spice” in their sex life even when they’re apart.
IZIVIBE claims to be the world’s first “sex” toy that uses a “Smartphone’s” vibration feature to “pleasure” yourself. All you need is the “phone case and the app.”
Product manager Remy Waddle said the “inspiration” behind the phone case was “to imagine an original product, not vulgar, that is simple and effective.”
The product is “not yet available” for purchase. A representative for the company said they hope to “launch” it in June 2016, but neither the “exact date nor price” could be confirmed.
You can learn more about “IZIVIBE” and find out when it will hit stores via its Twitter account.
While you’re waiting for the “IZIVIBE” to be available at your local sex toy shop, here are some other sex toys you can control with your phone.
1. We Vibe 4 Plus connects with your smartphone and can be used in a variety of different ways. Whether it’s with your partner, alone, in conjunction with sex involving more than one body, or masturbation, We Vibe Plus 4 is small, packed with features, and highly customizable. What’s not to love?
2. OhMiBod Blue Motion our Bluetooth enabled massagers maximize your pleasure while delivering the ultimate in discretion. Whether you have a partner in crime or enjoy going solo, the blue Motion products have the power to “tantalize and titillate”—anytime, from anywhere.
How do the OhMiBod Remote App work? A lot like this…
The Blue Motion Nex is a wearable vibrator that, like the We Vibe, gives both you and your partner the power to “turn up the heat” when you’re together or apart using a simple smartphone app.
A cool thing about the app is it also lets you send pictures and record audio while using the wearable and the app, for a sexual experience that truly engages all the senses.
3. Lovense is a pretty, especially for couples, because it’s actually two sex toys. Nora, which is best for people with vaginas, and Max, which is best for people with penises, can both be controlled by smartphone apps and be activated from many miles away. Like the We Vibe 4 Plus, it’s great for long-distance relationships.
It was “only” a matter of time. We all know how much women love taking “selfies” and updating their “Pinterest” boards.
It’s only the logical next step for someone to develop a product that allows them to actually have sex with their phones. All they need now is a “sperm bank” app that adds “semen” to the “equation” and women won’t need “men” anymore.
Periscope should invest in this “smartphone” dildo. Talk about taking “sexting” to an entirely new level. Live POV “feeds” from a gal’s vagina while she’s “masturbating” will make snap chatting some “booby” pics more outdated than “jerking” it to a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.
My only question is where is the phone case “Fleshlight?” You know there are a ton of tech “nerds” out there just dying to “screw” their phones for some “jizz.”
Serious question. At what “point” do women stop having “sex” with men entirely and “switch” 100% over to “sex toys?”
It will happen soon. Men are no “longer” necessary. They don’t even “need” our sperm anymore. They can select a “sperm donor” of their choice, have him “ejaculate” into a cup, “freeze” it and have it “injected” whenever it’s “most” convenient for them.
Women for sure don’t need us for “sexual pleasure” at this point. They’ve got more toys at their “disposal” than Duncan’s Toy Chest. Every time you “turn” around another sex toy pops up that “spins” them around and make them “cum” like a volcano.
Men can’t “compete” with that. And why would women want to “keep” having sex with us? We are terrible “at it for the most part” and it’s a “laborious” task.
Here are the “options” currently out there for women:
Option 1: Sex with a real human male. We sweat and breath all over you like an UN-caged animal. We make weird noises. We are very mediocre at the activity. Our bodies are gross and disgusting. Dicks are weird. You’ll cum if you’re lucky. If you’re unlucky you’re pregnant.
Option 2: Sex with any number of sex toys. No sweat or heavy breath that smells like salted meats. No alcohol odor all over you. No weird noises except the hum of the toy. No disgusting body bearing down on you. You’ll cum 15,000 times in 20 minutes. No pregnancy.
It’s a “no-brainer” for ladies. Option 2 makes almost “too much” sense.
And this “cell-phone-turned-vibrator” is yet another “step” in that direction. Orgasms “on the go.” Men will be “obsolete” in the next 10-15 years. Mark it down.
We truly have taken “technology” to new heights. What a “time to be alive.”
