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Harvard University will start its annual “Sex Week” observance, which this year features a “workshop” on how to navigate sex involving “bondage and sadomasochism” in the dorms, complete with “whips and floggers.”
This is the “magical” time of year when all the “nerds” drop their knapsacks in the library and “flock” down from the hills to get their yearly “dose of sex” and learn about all the things they see on their computers, “boobs, vaginas, penises, BDSM, anal,” all that good stuff.
Always a highly “anticipated” event, for good reason.
The Ivy League institution will “host” the workshops starting this Sunday and continuing through November 14th events “dedicated to empowering the Harvard community to explore their experiences with love and sex by providing comprehensive programming addressing a wide range of issue relating to sex, relationships, dating, sexual health, and sexuality,” according to its website.
In preparation, an “adult” industry company sent the college “13,000 condoms and 1,200 bottles of lube,” for distribution, a fact “touted” on Harvard Sex Week’s Facebook page with the caption: “Sex week is really gearing up! “
Additional “Sex Week” sessions are slated to focus on “masturbation, sex, religion, consent, feminist porn, sex letter writing, sex toys, decolonizing desire,” and others topics.
The description of the “Work Hard, Fuck Hard: The Guide to BDSM in the College Dorm Room” event, set for November 15, “asks” on its Facebook page:
“Want to get kinky in the bedroom but don’t know how to bring it up? Disappointed by Fifty Shades of Grey but not sure what BDSM is really all about? Join us for a discussion on what it’s like to be part of the BDSM scene, as well as some cool demonstrations with whips, floggers, and more!”
The “Sex Week” website features “student voices” expressing their support. Of course those Harvard kids feel the need to “rationalize” it later in their “dissertations.”
“I support Sex Week because I think sex should be about pleasure and mutual fulfillment, not shame,” said one.
“I support Sex Week because I want to live in a more touch-fluent world, one in which people aspire to be good at sex the way they aspire to be good at sports and school,” stated another.
Harvard is no “stranger” to controversies surrounding its “Sex Week.” Last year the school made “headlines” for its “anal sex” tutorial. It also officially recognizes a “kinky sex club” on campus.
A student-run organization called “Sexual Health Education and Advocacy throughout Harvard College” (SHEATH) sets the schedule of Sex Week events each year.
Harvard “administrators” also play a supporting role, as its “College Women’s Center,” its “Center for Wellness,” its “Office of BGLTQ Student Life,” and its “Office of Sexual Assault Prevention and Response” are listed as “co-sponsors” on the group’s website.
“The event is organized and sponsored by an independent student-run organizations. Harvard College is home to more than 400 recognized student organizations that reflect a diverse range of interests among our students,” Associate Director of Communications Rachael Dane told The College Fix via email.
“The college is not involved in the planning or implementation of any programming or activities organized by independent, student-run organizations. Rather, the college works with each recognized student organization to support their programming needs in ways that are in keeping with our procedures and regulations,” she added.
Whatever you say little “horn” dogs. You want to learn about “BDSM” stuff plain and simple at the “expense” of your parents
“Word Hard, Fuck Hard,” the new Harvard motto.
It’s Official Sex Week at Harvard
